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Sammy Dalembert the Haitian grossly rejects a nub from the Golden State Warriors. I’d retire if I were him, move to Siberia where the internet and cable don’t exist!

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How many times have we been in a situation where shit gets out of hand, and we gotta put a bitch/hoe/chump/punk in their place… saying something along the lines of (and including a push/slap) FUCK YOU _____, YOU ARE DRUNK! but to a shark!?!? major balls.

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Are we really that different from primates? they like boobs, we like boobs, when you touch one you smile, when monkies touch boobs they too smile… Evolution? I think NOT.

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This is where it all started, the idea of Hamaturo or that G – Force movie, basically the concept of Hamsters walking/talking like humans came from this one funny picture.

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He wanted Hannah Montana the Best of two Worlds video game, for his ps3. He did not get it. He has to teach his momma a lesson, no video games = loss of blood… but sadly, you’d have to be retarded not to notice the ketchup bottle in high trailer trash night stand.

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The dog biting the cat’s head is a 3.2/10 on the funny scale. The baby kitten’s look of shock however, a 8.5/10.

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OH SNAP, OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!! BOOB GRAB.

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IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR. 28 seconds later, I’MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR.

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FUCK YO PORCH CRACKER, I’LL SHIT WHEREVER I WANT.

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Really T.O? Really… notice how everyone else is calm, nothing “WOW” seems to be happening, but Terrell is a delusional son of a gun. Flashbacks of his football fails perhaps? O RLY.

John Mayer Playboy Interview! Racist! Sexist!

You’re body is a Wonder Land!!! is the title of the sex tape of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson! Alright maybe not, but we can always hope! John Mayer however went ahead and claimed that Jessica Simpson “is like crack cocaine to me” and calling here a “sex napalm”… sex napalm? you say? well lets put it this way, a car needs gasoline to run. gasoline is it’s fluid, John’s sex fluid (napalm) is Jessica Simpson! Hope that clears things out for you. Word of the day right there!

John's Sex Napalm

John's Sex Napalm

Mr. Mayer as of late, has been receiving a lot of sh*t from the media, mothers, fathers, and soon enough Al Sharpton due to his controversial comments he declared in a playboy interview in which he drops the N-BOMB,  and also compares his penis to a white supremacist. WHITE POWER!

Here is a part of the playboy/John Mayer interview he also had one with Rolling Stones mag.

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

All in all John was only expressing his true feelings and he shouldn’t be prosecuted for it. However, when you drop the N-BOMB and make all the pubescent boys out there think about Jessica Simpson in a dirty way… you better expect a media frenzy.

Penny Auction Scams! BidOnCash.com Scam!

scam_bidBefore I start bashing  “bidoncash.com” I’d like to take a moment to let the readers know how much I despise bloggers/writers who bash the good names of  “money earning” sites. I’ve experienced first hand how there are some sites out there in which you can actually earn money from! by dedicating time and effort of course. I’ve received a total of $ 160.00 from a GPT (get paid to) site such CashCrate. AND! I have read articles and blogs claiming that the site is a scam and they don’t actually pay! This, however,  is true if you BREAK the rules, such as constantly spamming… or e-mail fraud… then yes of course your account will get closed. BUT THATS NO REASON TO CALL THE WHOLE SITE A SCAM! just play by the rules and earn money!

Now that I got that out of my chest. I can honestly and surely say that www.bidoncash.com is a total scam. It’s ran by a group of 10-15 scammers most likley in their house. They setup there whole business and website to make it seem legit and reputable. Be cautious when giving out your personal information such as your credit card, name, number. Before signing up to and especially paying for something be sure to do your research on the website. If nothing comes up on google/bing  then the site can’t and shouldn’t be trusted, especially with your credit/debit card!

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Bid on cash makes it seem so easy and simple to win money! 20 bids go for 20 dollars! Cash prizes such as 50$ goes for .7-.6 bids! meaning .7-.6 dollars! click on “closed auction” tab and see the previous ended bids! There you can see how 1000$ went for .24! meaning 24 bids/dollars! WOAH! who wouldn’t risk spending 24 dollars to get a thousand!?!? THESE WEBSITE OWNERS ARE SO NICE! THEY’RE PRACTICALLY GIVING MONEY AWAY! well, unfortunately bidoncash is not playing fair. No one leaves the site with 1000 dollars, nor 300, nor 100$ Not even 50 dollars! There is no “mikestacks” or “PHILLY32″ or “CoolBill88″ who are supposedly bidding away with you.

If you go to closed auctions you can see that the 50$ prizes go for 5, 4, even 2 dollars!! So lets sign up and spend 20 dollars for 20 bids! by looking through previous bids you are surely guaranteed to win at least 50 dollars! like it shows dozens of people have! all with DIFFERENT user names … WRONG! If you decide to star bidding on the lowest of all cash prizes… you’ll shortly see that you will be outbid each and EVERY time… it could even go up to 5.00, meaning 500 dollars of bidding! you might think “wow a lot of people are bidding for this 50$ what gives?!?” most likley it’s just you and one single scammer manipulating the bid.

Be very careful when dealing with these “gambling”/”penny auction” sites… if it seems “to good to be true” then most likely it’s true.

Judge Judy is the Devil !!!

Since my early days of skipping school I would be stuck at home with the dilemma of “WHAT DO I DO NOW”, granted these were the times before I acquired an internet connection (gift given to us by the aliens from jupiter). The southernevil_judy_judge belle, Judge Judy seemed to be my only source of entertainment. Little did I know, this Jew would traumatize me for the remaining years of my life; she and her lesser evil minion Byrd.

Before diagnosing this lady as a possible spawn of Satan or Satan himself, we need to study this entity known as Judge Judy.

Facts:

  • Born on the 21st of October in 1942.
  • Was born: Judith Blum
  • Later Changed identity to: Judith Sheindlin
  • Born in Brooklyn, New York.
  • Net Worth: 95 million.
  • Nominated for 12 Daytime Emmy Awards.

So what have we learned about Judith, she is a Jew valued around 95 million. She was born on the month where the kiddies go out and worship her existence. She has changed her identity probably after killing hundreds of gypsies. However, you’re probably thinking Judge Judy the Devil? where is the proof! it’s simple really throughout her shows you can spot out glimpses of her true identity revealed, such as “If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your best day. You’re not as smart as I am on my worst day” Of course not! Satan’s been around since the dawn of time! and this one “I don’t care how the word God applies here. This is a courtroom, not a church, so don’t preach to me!” No don’t preach to Judith! What more proof could you possibly need… this woman is unlike any other, if you don’t believe me! watch some episodes!

Here are some other good quotes from Hell’s Mistress.

  • You sir, are an idiot
  • When you mess with jail-bait, you accept the consequences.
  • Never combine business with pleasure.
  • Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.
  • You’re lying. I can tell because the hairs on my neck are standing up.

HAIRS ON HER NECK! STANDING UP! who else possesses such black magic voodoo crap!

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The Crazies (1973) VS The Crazies (2010) – A Movie Comparison

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1973 "The Crazies" – Movie Poster

Plot : A biological weapon gone awry is only the start of problems in the little town of Evan’s City, Pennsylvania. Bouts of insanity in the populace are leading to murder and rioting, until the US Army turns up – and things really start going to hell.

Director : George A. Romero

Release Date : March 16th, 1973. (USA)

Soundtrack : Heaven Help Us.

Cast : Judy (Lane Carroll), David (Will MacMillan), Clank (Harold Jones),

Kathy (Lynn Lowry), Artie (Richard Liberty), Dr. Watts (Richard France).

Filming Location : Evans City, Pennsylvania

Run Time : 103 Minutes.


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2010 "The Crazies" – Movie Poster

Plot : As a toxin begins to turn the residents of Ogden Marsh, Iowa into violent psychopaths, sheriff David Dutton (Olyphant) tries to make sense of the situation while he, his wife (Mitchell), and two other unaffected townspeople band together in a fight for survival.

Director : Breck Eisner.

Release Date : February 26th, 2010.

Soundtrack : N/A

Cast : David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant), Judy Dutton (Radha Mitchell), Russell Clank (Joe Anderson), Becca Darling (Danielle Panabaker), Deardum Farnum (Christie Lynn Smith), Bill Farnum (Brett Rickaby)

Filming Location : Cordele, Georgia. (USA)

Run Time : 101 Minutes.

  • War of the Worlds
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still
  • Planet of the Apes
  • King Kong
  • Robin Hood
  • Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
  • The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
  • The Crazies

The list of Hollywood Movie re-makes can go on and on, and you can be confident that more re-makes will be made. It’s obvious that new versions outshine the old. At the very least remakes offer a fresh look at an old idea. Remaking an old classic also serves to remind us just how far technology has brought us from the early days of cinema. Many people feel these new Hollywood remakes are insulting to the original film, but I believe they show tribute and respect.

WHAT IS, WHO IS GUCCI MANE?!?

“ITS ALL ABOUT THE GUCCI MANE NI**A!!!” that phrase will forever haunt me for the remaining days/months/years of my life.

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Radric Davis (Gucci Mane) was born on February 2nd, 1981 in Atlanta, Georgia and currently resides in East Atlanta. Gucci came to success in 2005 with his first hit song “Icy” which also led him to legal and personal problems with rapper Young Jeezy who claimed part ownership of that song.

Gucci’s legal problems consist of a 2005 shootout that led to the death of one man; self defense was claimed by Gucci and charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence. In 2008 he was sentenced to one year in jail for violating his parole, he served only 6 months. On November 12, 2009, Gucci Mane was again sentenced to 12 months in prison for probation violation and was taken away to jail in handcuffs.

Who is Gucci Mane?……….. A poet, A writer, A rapper, A murderer, A wife beater, A gangsta, A fool. Depends how you see things, Gucci Mane has a controversial persona, he may be liked by some, and hated by others.

What is Gucci Mane’s real name?………. Radric Davis.

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Gucci Mane’s Albums?…………..

  • 2007: Back to the Trap House
  • 2009: The State vs. Radric Davis
  • 2010: The State vs. Radric Davis: The Appeal
  • 2010: The State vs. Radric Davis: The Verdict

Hello 2010, Goodbye 2009 you dirty skank

Well ladies and gentlemen,  A year ago , no one would have ever imagined we would be here. Hell 10 years ago Y2k was said to be the end of the world practically. Now we are only a couple of hours away from completing a decade. It has been a decade filled with lots of ups and downs. Looking back it seems like just yesterday when the year 2000 occurred, its bewildering to know a whole 10 years have come and gone. The world has changed alot in this decade, i recall back around 2000 when having 56k was cool, and i purchased my first computer which was a piece of shit 1,599 dollar Gateway with 128 Mb of Ram, an AMD processor, and a 20 gig hardrive.  Oh and it had the satanic Windows ME (Millennium Edition) aka a big pile of shit. This thing put me through hell and back and ironically it functioned for 7 years, until i was finally able to upgrade to my first laptop a 1,000 dollar HP Pavilion. Now i am the proud owner of a Hp Desktop  and two laptops, along with the Acer Netbook which is how most of the posts have gotten here. While some have not been as popular as other i hope that we at WtfConcept will be able to bring you content which interests you in this upcoming year. This last decade has been a decade of progress and change as we look forth into tomorrow with high hopes of a brighter better tomorrow. For those who have followed WtfConcept, there is still alot to come, thank you all very much, and hope you continue finding useful and interesting content as you enjoy your stay with us. It is important to note, that we have all been blessed with another 10 years, and in a way its kinda wild to think that time has gone by so fast alot has changed, yet we are still here, we should all cherish this day with those who mean a lot to us, those who we love, and well you know the rest, also dont forget to get a hat, last thing anyone needs is HIV that wont allow you to make it to the next decade.

Thank you for flying WtfConcept Air , next stop, 2010.

El Rebaño Sangrado – La Crisis en Guadalajara

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El Rebaño Sagrado a sido victima de un captor muy especial, su nombre Jorge Vergara Madrigal. Con la llegada de este empresario se prometieron muchas coasas, pero, todas las promesas an sido simplemente promesas incumplidas. Hoy en dia las Chivas Rayadas Del Guadalajara no son un equipo de futbol, son simplemente titeres an la cancha. Los jugadores del Rebaño no tienen corazon y la playera rojiblanca les queda demasiada grande. Aun con playeras Extra Grandes, Jorge Vergara insiste en apostar por los menores. Algo que se me ace muy asqueroso es que Vergara se paresca tanto a nustros odiados rivales America y Atlas. Igual como las Aguilas, Chivas cambia de tecnico como la esposa de Vergara cambia de tanga. Hay que recordar en corto cuantos technicos tuvo el America en dos años. Empesando con el actual entrenador de los Jaguares de Chiapas Luis Fernando Tena. En la era de Tena todavia estava el idolo de la afficion Americanista, Cuauhtemoc Blanco. La salida de el jugador emblematico de los Americanistas fue un golpe muy duro en el aspecto que a las aguilas les cortaron las alas. El equipo callo libre hasta el fondo de la tabla general, con ayuda de varios technicos. Si me acurdo correctamente, salio Tena, y llego Romano. Quien avia sido corrido del Atlas por perder casi todos los partidos. Con La llegada de el Ruso Brailovski el America iso varias contratasiones millonarias como la llegada de Federico “El Pocho” Insua, entre muchos. El fracaso sigio afuera Ruso y dentro el Cabezon Luna, que despues dejo el mando para Ramon Diaz , mejor se uviera quedado en San Lorenzo. Otra ves sacaron al technico , y llego Jesus Ramirez a el mando de los Americanistas. Hay que ser realistas , el technico no juega el parido, lo unico que el hace es planearlo, el no controla cuanta garra o corazon ponga cada jugador. El simplementet los pone el la cancha. Hay que analizar un momento el juego Americanista con Chucho , es muy simple, llegar lo mas possible, anotar, y defender el resto de el partido. Esta philosophia as muy parecida a la philosophia Jorge Vergara. Soy el unico que a notado que con cualquier technico chivas sigue siendo el mismo equipo? El Chepo de la Torre lo botaron de el barco rojiblanco a pocas fechas de aver sido campeon con las Chivas Rayadas del Guadalajara, ahora hay que analizar donde esta el Chepo ahora. Llega al Toluca y lo ase campeon y con el chepo el toluca a sido un equipo que ah sido lider de recientes ediciones de la Liga Mexicana. Que tiene Toluca que no tiene Chivas? La respuesta es simple y sensilla, Toluca tiene jugadores mientras Chivas juega con ninos. Los problemas de el Chepo con Adolfo Bautista fue parte de la rason en que al fin al chepo lo destitueran como techinico de los rojiblancos. De cualquier manera el chepo tiene un equipo grande, con goleador y todo. Tambien tiene a un juagador 10 en Sinha, aunque en mi opinion personal no es un gran jugador, pero es un creativo que ayuda el Toluca. Chivas no tiene 10 ni menos algun jugador espectacular. El trabajo de un delantero es simple, anotar goles. En Chivas, los delanteros tienen que hacer labored offensivas y defensivas, porque? Simplemente en chivas no hay media. Tambien hay que recordar que Omar Arellano ya no es el mismo. Digan lo que digan, Arellano tiene miedo de lesionarse. Ahora Omar tambien esta un poco en el lado pesado. Pero el punto es que Arellano no es el mismo que destrosava gallinas como el River y El America. Ya el fuego se apago. Javier Hernandez, mejor conosido como el Chicharo. Con la llegada de Jared Borgetti, empeso a prender el fuejo de el Chicharo, aprendiendo de el maestro de cabezear, es muy claro que Javier fue estudiante de Jared en su corto paso con las Chivas. Hay que ser realistas y admitir que chivas trata de inflar a Javier, todo el equipo juega para el. Recordaremos el partido de Chivas Vs Indios. En un penal que no era , el chicharo tenia practicamente la classificasion a la liguilla en sus botines. Un penal que fuera mejor cobrado por Ramon Morales o asta Hector Reynoso. El penal que por ser fallado le dio a Chivas solamente un puntito mientras los perdidos eran puntos de puro oro. Javier le ase mas dano a chivas que bien, hesto es evidente. Amaury Ponce no es el mismo jugador que era con los Diablos Rojos del Toluca. Antes Ponce disparava de largas distancias, y anotava golasos de ves en cuando. Pero era un jugador titular en el cuadro rojo. El systema chiva lo a convertido en un jugador del monton, hasta en su momento con Toluca fue llamado al Tri y ahora con chivas esta nadamas calentando la banca. Por el bien de Ponce que busque algun otro equipo, es un jugador con talento y en el futbol Mexicano hay muchos equipos en que hiciera un buen papel. Alberto “El Venado” Medina ya es un jugador acabado, y la pachanga lo hace mas flojo en la cancha. Carlos Ochoa llego a Chivas y en los partidos le echava ganas, era malo pero tenia ganas de triunfar. Francisco “Panchito” Mendoza llego para reforzar a las Chivas para la Copa Libertadores Santander. No jugo mucho y fue mandado a prestamo a Jaguares, donde tampoco tuvo lugar. Es importante reconocer que Mendoza era jugador clave para Chivas USA. Porque no lo regresaron a las Chivas Gringas? Aaron Galindo es un defensa perdido, y a Magallon ya se le acabo la gasolina. Reynoso ya esta mas viejo y lento como tortuga. Otro jugador que no tiene para ser jugador del Rebano es Luis Michel. Con la salida de Oswaldo Sanchez a Santos Laguna llego Michel al arco rojiblanco donde a demonstrado vez tras vez que no es el portero que necessita Chivas. La afficion derepente le dio el titulo San Michel, i que Oswaldo no era Mejor que Michel. Pero decir eso es solamente demonstrar el dolor que siente el afficionado. La verdad es que uno como Mexicano no le gusta ver que otros vayan adelante. Si , Oswaldo se fue, tambien el cumplio con su cyclo. Con Chivas se hiso campeon, bien por el que Santos Laguna estuvo interesado y que le pagan mejor que en chivas. Hay que recordar que Oswaldo fue un producto de el Atlas, que depues fue al America, antes de llegar a Chivas. La afficion lo convertio en un idolo y el portero titular de la Seleccion Mexicana. Michel es un portero inflado, al igual que Guillermo Ochoa, Porteros como Moises Munoz y asta Johnathan Orozco an tenido mejores atajadas que Michel y Ochoa, pero nadie los reconose. Simplemente porque estan en equipos “chicos”. Cuando se leciono michel en un partido contra el Atlante, entro Rodriguez de suplente, un arquero de lo peor, goleadas sufrio el rebano, y despues llego Hugo Hernandez. En el primer partido que lo vi actuar tuvo una actuacion estelar, uno de sus primeros partidos fue contra el Atlas o America, uno de los dos, a Hernandez le tocaron los dos partidos Classicos y Chivas gano sin problema. Ganarle al Atlas es tradicion, pero con Rodriguez uviera sido un partido complicado, tambien si me acuerdo correctamente, con Michel Chivas perdio contra el Atlas con gol de Marioni. Pero Hernandez aporta qualidades que Michel no. Hernadez le da al cuadro rojiblanco seguridad en la porteria. Sus reflejos son superiores a los de Michel que nadamas come moscas. Teniendo seguridad el rebano attaca con mas authoridad y sin mideo. Michel no da seguridad, cualquier delantero que llege al arco tiene una possibilidad de 60% que anote. Ya que tuvimos un momento en entender que tiene el rebano en la cancha, ahora podemos analizar a el Director Technico. Efrain Flores no era gran technico, pero Omar Arellano tenia corazon y garra , se partia la madre para ganar los partidos. Ramon tambien dava mejores partidos de los que a estado dando esta temporada. Ahora salen con el cuento de que ya paso su cyclo por Chivas.  Ramon tambien la riega, si tuvo oferta de militar al Pachuca, por que quedarse en un equipo que te da el trato que le esta dando chivas? Es como estar con una mujer que ya no te ama, aunque tu la ames, para que te quedas? El nuevo technico de el Rebano en tres partidos no me a llenado el ojo. Claro Chivas jugo mas rapido, pero sigio siendo un fracaso. Ahora tambien a regresado Adolfo “El Bofo” bautista, pero es muy dificil que en un torneo chivas aga lo que no a echo desde su ultimo campeonato. Tambien hay que ser realistas, los titulos de el Guadalajara son en una epoca de torneos largos.  Tambien hay que recordar que el nivel de el futbol Mexicano a avanzado muchisimo. Antes chivas era el padre, ahora es como cualquier otro, hay Chivas de corazon y Chivas que le van al Guadalajara por ser el unico con Once titulos Mexicanos. Varios respetan a chivas por su philisophia, que no es de siempre ester en ataque ni nada de eso, la philosphia chivas es simplemente jugar con jugadores 100% Mexicanos, ningun otro club puede presumir eso. En realidad el futbolista Mexicano tiene un largo camino que travesar antes de estar al nivel de otros jugadores mundiales. Desgraciadamente es verdad que jugadores Mexicanos juegan bien a la defensa y como porteros, pero delanteros, todos los clubes juegan con Sudamericanos hasta en europa. En Sudamerica el futbol , en el mundial de clubes un amigo con mucha experiensia en el futbol vio a Solari, contra y me dijo, ese jugador de donde es? le respondi, “de Argentina creo” , y me respondio, “Ah , si lo creo, tiene un nivel futbolistico mas grande que los demas de el Atlante” . De delanteros en Mexico hay pocos y los crusificamos cuando fallan. Con todo esto dicho , el problema en Chivas es mas de que un simple technico. El problema es de la directiva corupta. Es un equipo que esta echo para ganar dinero de la fama y tradicion de el Guadalajara. Jorge Vergara no sabe de futbol, el es un empresario, el sabe como generar dinero, como vender. El tiene un producto llamado el Rebano Sagrado. El lo usa como entretenimiento para el afisionado Mexicano, el aficionado llega por el nombre, no por la calidad. Vivimos en un mundo de economias y tristemente el afisionado Mexicano no tiene los huevos para decir “YA VASTA” . Uno como consumidor tiene el poder, Vergara solamente tiene el producto, nosotros asemos las decisiones para el Guadalajara. Pagando por una entrada le da dinero a Vergara, si el gana dinero, por que cambia su producto? Pero si el producto no da frutos, lo vendes y te sales de ese mercado. Es muy facil, Si por toda una temporada el estadio Jalisco estuviera vacio , Vergar o le da el equipo a la afision en el sentido de reforzarse mejor y ser un equipo competitivo, o se sale Vergara de Guadalajara. Al terminar el dia, este Guadalajara no es el Rebaño Sagrado, pero si es el Rebaño Sangrado.

Mi equipo ideal para chivas fuera

Director Technico : Chelis

Portero: Hernandez

Defensas: Diego Martinez, Aaron Galindo, Johnny Magallon, Hector Reynoso

Media: Alberto “El Venado” Medina, Adolfo Bautista, Amaury Ponce (transerible), Ramon Morales

Delantera:  Miguel Sabah, Omar Arellano

Cambios:  Omar Bravo, Javier ” El Chicharo” Hernandez, Esparza, Sergio Santana, Noriega

Ramon Morales – The Story of an Injustice within Club Guadalajara

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Full name : Ramón Morales Higuera Date of birth: October 10, 1975 (1975-10-10) (age 34) Place of birth: La Piedad, Michoacán, Mexico Height :1.68 m (5 ft 6 in) Playing position : Left Wing Midfielder Left Wingback

As many of you now know, Ramon Morales is seeing his final days as a part of Club Guadalajara. Earlier this week it was announced that Adolfo ” El Bofo ” Bautista would arrive at the sacred flock, however, this was not the only news that would be heard. It was also stated that Gonzalo Pineda, Sergio Amaury Ponce, and none other than an icon himself, Ramon Morales were up for transfer. For a while now it was known that Jorge Vergara, owner of Club Guadalajara has planned on the exit of the icon. Morales is up there in age, however, what he lacks in speed he now has in experience, he is a player that regardless of which team you go for, you respect him for what he represents. Ramon Morales is of the few players that can boast about their practice of playing a clean game, he is not the type of player to dive, nor to argue with the referee. He respects other players and hence he is respected. A while back a friend was joking with me and said, hey why wasn’t Ramonsito playing in the World Cup Qualifiers, to which i responded he hasnt been called up lately, he was a bit surprised being that he has seen what Ramon is capable of. All began with the arrival of Francisco Ramirez to the Club, all due to Jorge Vergara kicking out Omar Arellano’s father as Coach of the team. It was clear Ramirez did not like Ramon, and it was known the Club was looking to replace him with his younger brother. Omar Bravo returned to the club to make the situation worse, Morales was pressured into giving up his captain status, Hector Reynoso had been the Sub-Captain, so logically he should have been the new captain, this was not the case and Omar Bravo was given the Captain band. It was clear that it had all been part of the deal to bring Bravo back to Chivas. Morales has made an entire career in Club Guadalajara after being purchased after his short stay at Monterrey beginning his career. Other than that he has been with the club though the bad and the good and has always made face for the team through all situations. In this moment Vergara basically spit on Ramonsito’s face telling him that if he chooses to stay he will not play at all , that he needs to grow up and move on to Chivas USA, in my view this is down right disrespectful specially considering Morales is the type of player that young players look up to. He is the man with experience , being that he is old he understand the importance of passing down his experience to younger generations. He has given sweat, blood and every inch of will power he has had in his heart to defend the colors of the Club. And now he is being through to the side like a wounded dog past his prime. We all know he is getting up there in age but even Raul Arias recognized that even though Morales is the oldest he is the one that tries the most and makes a difference in the game. It is clear that the team is ran by Jorge and his wife, and that no one else has a say in what happens, and if they dare question their authority you get kicked out of the team. This is not a democracy and if anything this is not a representation of the colors red white and blue, instead we are seeing Jorge Vergara as a Dictator who sacrifices his own players in order to further exceed in his career, which in this case is being better known among the media for controversial and polemic decisions. This is a decision that strikes the fans of the sacred flock as a shock due to all that Ramon Morales represents for the club and the passion he has shown while at the club. The team can get rid of Gonazlo Pineda he is a player that was part of Pumas, but Ramonsito cannot be treated this way. What are your opinions on this subject, i personally feel that Morales is receiving some horrible treatment, and that the reason why the team is so bad is due to the treatment they receive at the hands of Jorge Vergara, leave your opinions, this is similar to the treatment that Cuauhtemoc Blanco has recieved at the hands of Club America, after all his hard work they treat him like garbage.

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Salvador Cabañas VS Humberto Suazo – Who Shall Arrive At Atletico De Madrid

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In the world of Soccer it is one known fact that every player has one dream , that ultimate goal that completes their career. The dream is not to be famous not to be rich, but to triumph in the old continent. From the moment they put on their first pair of cleats to the moment their career ends, if a player does not succeed in Europe his career is not complete. It is said we are all created in the image of God, this is undeniable, however, Footballers are not your average Joe. In order to be a Footballer you have to be extraordinary, the instinct of a player is something you are born with. Specially when it comes to Strikers. When a striker is on the field, he lives and bleeds for the one thing that settles his hunger , this is known as the goal. The striker is fueled by a killer instinct to rip the net apart. This accomplishment leads to the euphoric celebration of their accomplishment. Two extraordinary footballers from the Mexican League now have a golden opportunity to move their career on to the old continent. These two individuals are Salvador Cabañas Ortega who currently plays for Club America, the second, Humberto “El Chupete” Suazo who was crowned champion of the Mexican League as part of Monterrey. Recently it was published that Atletico De Madrid has shown interest in both of these forwards, however, only one will arrive and form part of the squad. First we shall take a look at each players background.

CabanasSalvador Cabañas Ortega
Born: August 5, 1980 (1980-08-05) (age 29)
Place of Birth: Asunción, Paraguay
Height 1.73 m (5 ft 8 in)
Playing position Striker, Winger
Years and Teams
1998–2001 → 12 de Octubre
1999 → Club Guaraní
2001–2003 → Audax Italiano
2003–2006 → Chiapas F.C.
2006– → Club América

Cabañas is a player who has demonstrated his hunger for goals in every game he has played with Club America and has without a doubt been a candidate to arrive in European Soil , the Paraguayan international also holds various honors such as being the top scorer of the chilean apertura 2003 with Audax Italiano , which lead to his move to Chiapas F.C. His hunger continued in Chiapas and he would once again be the top socrer in the Mexican Clausura 2006 with Chiapas FC. As if it were already a tradition Salvador Cabañas also was the Top Scorer for the Copa Libertadores 2007 with Club America. 2007 Would be a great year for the paraguayan player as he would be named South American Footballer of the year in 2007 and the Paraguayan Footballer of the Year in the same year in addition he was the second striker with the most goals in the world . Cabañas would return to the Copa Libertadores in 2008 with Club America to take home another Top Scorer honor. It is clear that he is what drives Club America, his goals have saved the team from many horrific losses, Surely with his exit Club America would arrive at yet another “Crisis”. A player that was born to score goals and who has proved his hunger is alive and well throughout the years. However, there is a problem, most European teams require that every player runs the field, Cabanas is designed to wait up top and shoot when the ball arrives at his feet. Theiry Henry was a feared forward, now with his move to barcelona it has been clear that he was pretty much like Cabanas, right place right time. Still a great footballer but not an overall complete player.

Suazo-montereyHumberto Andrés Suazo Pontivo
Born: May 10, 1981 (1981-05-10) (age 28)
Place of birth: San Antonio, Chile
Height 1.73 m (5 ft 8 in)
Playing position : Striker

2000–2001 → Ñublense
2001–2002 → Magallanes
2002–2003 → San Antonio Unido
2003–2004 → San Luis
2004–2006 → Audax Italiano
2006–2007 → Colo-Colo
2007– → Monterrey

On the other hand we have Humberto “El Chupete Suazo” who began shinning with Chile’s Colo-Colo, where he scored nearly 53 goals in 52 appearances. He was also deemed the best forward with the most goals and efficiency. Appearance wise Suazo is a player that looks heavy. However, he is rather agile, The first time i saw him play was against Pachuca in the Copa Sudamericana , he was a player that i immediate realized had the spark. His game is different than your average footballer, he is quick but he also uses his mind to set up the plays and finish them in style. He was declared the South American World Cup Qualifier Best Player and Goal Scorer. He has been Top Scorer with both Colo Colo and Monterrey. Suazo is a player who loves scoreing goals and has the ability to place the ball in the back of the net in any way possible. He had done it all with Colo-Colo before tranfering to Monterrey, he has now also conquered the Mexican League, he has been a Top scorer, and his goals lead Monterrey to their third Championship.

VERDICT

It is important to note that Cabanas has not been the same since his transfer to Club America, which is natural due to the clubs nature of burning out players. He has not been as deadly as his earlier years whereas Suazo appears to have more venom in his boots with each passing game. They are both about the same hight. However, there is a big difference when it comes to salary, It is known that Monterrey purchased Suazo for around 5 Million USD and now have put a price tag on him at about 12 Million USD that is a little over twice what they originally paid. Which is logical due to the fact that Suazo is on-top of the game right now. Plus his triumphs have given him the needed ticket to the old continent. Both players have become idols of their respective teams, and both are players which are a reference of the teams, without them on the field the teams lack that extra boost. Monterrey in the other had does not have as much pressure as club America, a bad season for Monterrey will be viewed as normal, whereas a bad season for Club America would be deemed a total failure. This does not have anything to do with the players themselves, just the weight they carry on their respective teams. In my personal opinion i believe Suazo has earned his ticket and should head to Atletico De Madrid. He is a overall player who sacrifices himself on the field in the quest to find the goal, whereas cabanas just happens to make it in. Suazo is also a bit faster than Salvador and creative. Cabanas appears to slowly be losing his touch, it might be because he no longer wants to be in Club America. Either way Suazo has done it all and his career should head to the old continent, whereas Cabanas still has not been champion with Club America and has been part of the team in some of its worst times whereas Suazo has been part of a golden moment in Monterrey’s history.

My Choice remains Humberto “El Chupete” Suazo, However, if Atletico has enough to spend on him, now if they let go of Sergio Aguero it is possible to get both Suazo and Cabanas, this would be the best thing to happen to these two players how have both earned a chance to play in Europe through their hard work and dedication to the game. Who will arrive in Madrid, Chile’s Humberto Suazo, or Paraguay’s Salvador Cabanas, Feel free to leave a comment if you agree or disagree with my choice and your own opinion on the matter.