WTF CONCEPT

Thinking about purchasing a new vehicle? contemplating whether to wait for next year’s model or just settle for this years? when will the new Honda Civic model come out? the Lexus IS? the Nissan Xterra? VW Jetta?

This article will give you some insight on when you can expect your car’s maker to come out with a new model. You wouldn’t want to buy a brand new Acura TL late decemeber only to find out Acura is releasing their new TL model two months later.

Generally car models are updated every 5-6 years, Some examples could be Lexus IS 300,  that same model was kept from 2000-2005, in 2006 Lexus released a new IS model.

There are no obvious differences between a 2000 Lexus IS and a 2004 Lexus IS, only real difference is the year it was sold. However the 2006 model is not only physically different, but also different under the car’s hood, for it has less horsepower and torque then the older model.

There are also other reasons to hold back on purchasing a car on a certain year. an example would be the Nissan Z series, every 10 years the Nissan Z comes out with their anniversary Z model, which comes with it’s perks, it is why 2008 and especially 2009 there was a large decrease in the sale of Z’s. Good things come to those who wait.

What month(s) is the best to purchase a car?

• December, end of the year! they won’t haggle and scam you as much since the year is almost over and they want to get one or two more sales before the year ends, plus the cars are practically a year old!

• September, prime month where dealers want to get rid of cars to make more room for new incoming cars!

Sammy Dalembert the Haitian grossly rejects a nub from the Golden State Warriors. I’d retire if I were him, move to Siberia where the internet and cable don’t exist!

How many times have we been in a situation where shit gets out of hand, and we gotta put a bitch/hoe/chump/punk in their place… saying something along the lines of (and including a push/slap) FUCK YOU _____, YOU ARE DRUNK! but to a shark!?!? major balls.

Are we really that different from primates? they like boobs, we like boobs, when you touch one you smile, when monkies touch boobs they too smile… Evolution? I think NOT.

This is where it all started, the idea of Hamaturo or that G – Force movie, basically the concept of Hamsters walking/talking like humans came from this one funny picture.

He wanted Hannah Montana the Best of two Worlds video game, for his ps3. He did not get it. He has to teach his momma a lesson, no video games = loss of blood… but sadly, you’d have to be retarded not to notice the ketchup bottle in high trailer trash night stand.

The dog biting the cat’s head is a 3.2/10 on the funny scale. The baby kitten’s look of shock however, a 8.5/10.

OH SNAP, OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!! BOOB GRAB.

IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR. 28 seconds later, I’MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR.

FUCK YO PORCH CRACKER, I’LL SHIT WHEREVER I WANT.

Really T.O? Really… notice how everyone else is calm, nothing “WOW” seems to be happening, but Terrell is a delusional son of a gun. Flashbacks of his football fails perhaps? O RLY.