John Mayer Playboy Interview! Racist! Sexist!

You’re body is a Wonder Land!!! is the title of the sex tape of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson! Alright maybe not, but we can always hope! John Mayer however went ahead and claimed that Jessica Simpson “is like crack cocaine to me” and calling here a “sex napalm”… sex napalm? you say? well lets put it this way, a car needs gasoline to run. gasoline is it’s fluid, John’s sex fluid (napalm) is Jessica Simpson! Hope that clears things out for you. Word of the day right there!

John's Sex Napalm

Mr. Mayer as of late, has been receiving a lot of sh*t from the media, mothers, fathers, and soon enough Al Sharpton due to his controversial comments he declared in a playboy interview in which he drops the N-BOMB,  and also compares his penis to a white supremacist. WHITE POWER!

Here is a part of the playboy/John Mayer interview he also had one with Rolling Stones mag.

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

All in all John was only expressing his true feelings and he shouldn’t be prosecuted for it. However, when you drop the N-BOMB and make all the pubescent boys out there think about Jessica Simpson in a dirty way… you better expect a media frenzy.