Sammy Dalembert the Haitian grossly rejects a nub from the Golden State Warriors. I’d retire if I were him, move to Siberia where the internet and cable don’t exist!

How many times have we been in a situation where shit gets out of hand, and we gotta put a bitch/hoe/chump/punk in their place… saying something along the lines of (and including a push/slap) FUCK YOU _____, YOU ARE DRUNK! but to a shark!?!? major balls.

Are we really that different from primates? they like boobs, we like boobs, when you touch one you smile, when monkies touch boobs they too smile… Evolution? I think NOT.

This is where it all started, the idea of Hamaturo or that G – Force movie, basically the concept of Hamsters walking/talking like humans came from this one funny picture.

He wanted Hannah Montana the Best of two Worlds video game, for his ps3. He did not get it. He has to teach his momma a lesson, no video games = loss of blood… but sadly, you’d have to be retarded not to notice the ketchup bottle in high trailer trash night stand.

The dog biting the cat’s head is a 3.2/10 on the funny scale. The baby kitten’s look of shock however, a 8.5/10.

OH SNAP, OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!! BOOB GRAB.

IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR. 28 seconds later, I’MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR.

FUCK YO PORCH CRACKER, I’LL SHIT WHEREVER I WANT.

Really T.O? Really… notice how everyone else is calm, nothing “WOW” seems to be happening, but Terrell is a delusional son of a gun. Flashbacks of his football fails perhaps? O RLY.