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Sammy Dalembert the Haitian grossly rejects a nub from the Golden State Warriors. I’d retire if I were him, move to Siberia where the internet and cable don’t exist!

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How many times have we been in a situation where shit gets out of hand, and we gotta put a bitch/hoe/chump/punk in their place… saying something along the lines of (and including a push/slap) FUCK YOU _____, YOU ARE DRUNK! but to a shark!?!? major balls.

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Are we really that different from primates? they like boobs, we like boobs, when you touch one you smile, when monkies touch boobs they too smile… Evolution? I think NOT.

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This is where it all started, the idea of Hamaturo or that G – Force movie, basically the concept of Hamsters walking/talking like humans came from this one funny picture.

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He wanted Hannah Montana the Best of two Worlds video game, for his ps3. He did not get it. He has to teach his momma a lesson, no video games = loss of blood… but sadly, you’d have to be retarded not to notice the ketchup bottle in high trailer trash night stand.

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The dog biting the cat’s head is a 3.2/10 on the funny scale. The baby kitten’s look of shock however, a 8.5/10.

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OH SNAP, OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!! BOOB GRAB.

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IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR. 28 seconds later, I’MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR.

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FUCK YO PORCH CRACKER, I’LL SHIT WHEREVER I WANT.

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Really T.O? Really… notice how everyone else is calm, nothing “WOW” seems to be happening, but Terrell is a delusional son of a gun. Flashbacks of his football fails perhaps? O RLY.